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Our EIU College Reviews for 2010 is available now!
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Here are just a few excepts from our totally uncensored college reviews of Eastern Illinois University:
"If you ask any EIU student about what sucks at this school, they�ll ALL give you one answer: ________."
"You have to keep out of trouble here, girls, as there is an RA on each of the nine floors, as well as a live-in Resident Director and an Associate Resident Director. And everyone who�s been in charge inside _____ has seen their fair share of catfights."
"When it comes to housing, every former freshman will tell you that ______ is the best place to live."
"However, you could also fair well in life if you play a sport at Eastern. How is this so? Some pretty famous athletes attended EIU: Marty Pattin (MLB player for the California Angels, Milwaukee Brewers, Boston Red Sox and Kansas City Royals), Jeff Gossett (a 16-year NFL player) and the best of them all� Tony Romo (Dallas Cowboys Quarterback)."
"If there is one thing you should know before coming to Eastern, it is that you can tell the difference between the students and the �townies.� "
"If you�ve ever seen a frat or sorority portrayed on a TV show or in a movie, you�ll probably find the same types of groups at EIU. There are parties, hazing rituals and a few duds that people tend to avoid."
"___ ___ (frat): best parties, especially opening week keggers
___ ___ ___ (frat): nicest boys
___ ___ (sorority): most down-to-earth girls
____ ___ (sorority): most athletic
___ ____ (sorority): stereotypical bleach blonde chicks
____ ____(frat): shady guys who date more than one lady at a time."
"If you see anyone dangling off a second story balcony at _______, that person is most likely fleeing from a party that got busted by campus police."
"Another plus? You have more freedom, and the university does not monitor you here."
"When people buy kegs, they�re even willing to stand on the sidewalk, pretty much screaming that they have kegs, in order to get lots of people inside so they can make money."
"The first time you get a drinking ticket from the Charleston police, you have to pay a $250 fine and you lose your driver's license for _____ months (even if you are not driving in Charleston). The second time, you�ll pay a fine close to $650 dollars."
"There are quite a few bars near the EIU campus. Some take very kindly to underaged drinkers."
"This is the best place for freshmen. It�s kind of like a high school basement. It�s really easy to get in to this bar with a fake ID, and you can even get in sometimes without an ID at all."
"Be careful, though, because you could get busted once you step outside this bar."
"These girls are not sloppy, just comfortable. And most of them are also single, looking for a boyfriend."
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