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Available Now! 2010 Edition!
Get the inside scoop in SIUC! Written by a recent grad who has seen all there is to see at SIUC. The guide offers a very candid and raw look inside the college with the worst reputation in Illinois. You'll get an honest assessment of the 3 main "clusters" of dorms--which ones are scummy and which ones are bearable. You'll learn how to make the best of the almost defunct Greek scene. The "Things We Wish We Knew as Freshmen" is a must read, as is the section on "The Worst Things about SIUC." A lot of people might get their feelings hurt by reading our guide to SIUC, but we're just giving you the facts. We don't sugarcoat anything at RealCollegeTour.com. Remember, we offer a full 100% money-back guarantee if your not satisfied with our College Guides.
Here are some excerpts from this totally raw and uncensored college review of SIUC:
"As a freshman, you want to try to do anything possible to get into _________. _________ is more an �area� than a building. It�s a cluster of small-ish, three-floor buildings situated on the campus lake. It has the best rooms and, perhaps most importantly, is policed the least out of the three dorms."
"________ has more hot girls (and guys) than anywhere else on campus."
"Worse, though, is the somewhat high-strung atmosphere around here. They have two RAs on most of the floors, they check rooms for alcohol pretty regularly, and they take noise complaints somewhat seriously."
"____ is the �serious� dorm, so if you want to party or meet a lot of people, avoid this place like the plague. If you don�t want any distractions though, it�s a godsend."
"I once went to a frat party where they ran out of beer in the first hour and a half, they were so poor."
"If you chat up one of these girls at a bar, there�s a good chance you�re going home with her."
"Behind the __________ are dozens and dozens of student apartments (here also are a lot of the best parties), many of which are really ratty, but also very cheap and potentially fun to live in."
"One thing to watch out for: the local police are racist, and will pull you over or stop you on the street for being black."
"It�s hot and sticky, you can sort of smell the trees and the plants mating on the air. Whatever it is, on a good number of days, the entire campus just smells like sex."
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