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Available now! 2010 Edition!
U of I is one of the top schools in the country for a number of things--one of which is partying. Ours is the best guide to U of I you can find anywhere in the world! The information we give you in this guide will shock, surprise, and intrigue you. It is the most important resource for anyone interested in the school. Other sites are scared to offer this caliber of information. That is what sets us apart from the competition! We guarantee you will be 100% satisfied with our guide, or you can return it for a complete refund!
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"I�ve dated a couple of ______ and I can definitely say they�re �meat and potatoes� guys. And by meat, I mean meatheads. And by potatoes, I mean they tan so much their skin is the color of potatoes."
"I�m sure there�s a scale somewhere near the front door of this sorority house. If it hits the 110 pound mark, you�re on probation. And that�s including your uniform (black, fleece North Face and your "Ugh" boots). They�re cute, stuck up, cliquey and the �dumbest smart kids� at U of I."
"The event is outrageously fun, but there have been many safety issues regarding the event over the last several years. A close friend of mine was actually drunk and flipped over a third floor balcony. He landed on a car, so he only broke a couple of bones."
"If you go to ______ at 1am, you can bet there are kids in the bathroom snorting Ritalin or cocaine to pull all nighters for exams and papers."
"A list of students with clout were on the admissions� list ahead of more qualified students. The university�s reputation has been tainted, and the rumor is that consequences for any and all �trouble� that students may get in will be intensified in order to repair the university�s blunder."
"If you�re a dancer, slutty or semi clean, ______ is the place to go."
"There are tons of great places to stay off campus with an excellent MTD bus system. I personally lived in _____, which is not an example of one of these great places to stay off campus. They did have several pools and a fitness and recreation center. I never used any of these facilities, because I didn�t feel safe walking to them alone. The apartments do not have any kind of gate or guard on duty. "
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