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Brand new 2010 Edition! Available now!
Bringing together the leaders and the best, Michigan is often ranked among the top schools in the nation and its bright student body reflects that. Also known for its top-notch athletic programs, no one forgets their first football game in the Big House. Classes will be mentally stimulating and challenging. But the reward will be great. An education from the University of Michigan is tuition well spent, and no one denies the pride and prestige of being a Michigan Wolverine. You'll get the inside scoop on all that is good and bad at the University of Michigan. We guarantee that you'll love this college guide or you can return it for a full 100% refund!
HERE ARE SOME TOTALLY RAW & UNCENSORED EXCERPTS FROM OUR COLLEGE GUIDE TO U MICHIGAN:
"Your initial campus experience will be highly dependent on where you dorm, and will affect the rest of your college career."
"...infamous for its freshmen passengers that just can�t hold their liquor."
"You�ll probably want to avoid ______, and _____, a frat filled with ________ that pours hot sauce on pledge�s assholes. "
"the lack of social life, annoying commuting, and even worse, _____ dwellers will have to trek to Bursley to use the dining hall."
"The _____ dining hall is a hidden gem on campus and some of the best dining hall food is found in its small, cozy dining hall."
"Most people will have never have heard of ______, but for the select few that end up there, they will have a dorm experience unlike any other."
"_______ has a long history at Michigan of being one of the biggest and richest frats on campus, and thus also contains some of the biggest douchebags on campus. Pledges will endure a year long pledge term while being forced to chug microwaved beer and the like."
"Consisting of a good mix of douchebags, meatheads, and manwhores, they do throw good parties and have a good rep on campus."
"Filled with a healthy dose of douchey New Yorkers, rumors of social probation and hazing follow ______ like the plague."
"Quote from an IFC hearing: �________ is a threat not only to the campus community, but also to its own members.� "
"Often referred to as �sorority boys�, they have a nice house and throw good parties which often attract hordes of hot girls. So party with _____ if you like hot girls."
"Also some of the hottest girls on campus, but unfortunately some of the bitchiest too."
"The girls are okay, but sometimes referred to as �Dogs, Pigs, and Elephants�. "
"Game day in Ann Arbor is an experience to behold, watching hundreds of Michigan fans decked out in maize, crowding front lawns and porches; kegs flowing, huddles of maize, rows of tables of beer pong, all before noon. "
"___________ is so notorious that even the cops make sure to show up early"
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