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2010 Edition Now Available!
It does not take much time to realize that The University of Texas at Dallas (UT Dallas, or also referred to as UTD) is anything but a typical public university. Life would seem pretty harsh on a student that goes to a school where the majority of the population does not live on campus, there is an absence of a dining hall (doors will open on a buffet-style cafeteria during fall semester of 2009), and the administration shows no signs on creating a football team for the foreseeable future, but in spite of all of this, school spirit is one of the most lively features (if not the most) of the campus. The information we give you about the school is above and beyond any Princeton Review or College Prowler guide. Simply put, we'll get down and dirty to give you the brutally honest details about all the important aspects of University of Texas at Dallas! Dorms, Partying, Bars, Guys, Girls, and MORE! You will definitely not be let down by this guide. Order today!
Here are some excerpts from this totally raw and uncensored college guide to UT Dallas:
"A lot of students will tell you that UT Dallas is fun, but a different kind of fun."
"...just goes to show you how much people respect the university, and how easy it is to find a job after graduation (a nice chunk of people actually find jobs while still taking courses at the university)."
"The street’s convenience for students from both institutions makes it a hot spot for any college student, and as you can imagine, is a great place to meet up, hook up, or drink up with other Dallasites."
"Perks (of this) include special passes and privileges to be absent for a class every now and then."
"Most of the good looking chicks that attend UTD are a part of one of these 3 organizations, so if you want to meet some fine looking ladies, try to attend their parties and/or mixers."
"In fact, it was widely reported around campus that a few ______ girls gave drunken lap dances to a new class of some unknown fraternity, and went on to give them _____________."
"A major fraudulent scandal was uncovered, as the national council (or at least a council above the specific chapter itself) found out that the president (with knowledge of other people within the organization) was laundering money away from the frat. As a direct result, almost half of the fraternity’s members were expelled from the organization, and blacklisted for life. The fraternity was from then on under a lot of scrutiny, which led to the university finding out about hazing rituals that take place both on and off campus."
"Due to _____'s legacy on campus, the cops do not really look too much into their parties, and let them do whatever they want, so long as they do not drive, or harm anyone. Word is that once you introduce yourself to an officer as a brother of ____, you’re certain to get off the hook."
"The only eye-opening crime that has happened within the past 5 years, was a slashing incident that involved...."
"....Otherwise you may end up claiming that the girls are fugly yourself."
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