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Indiana University is a large university with small-school, friendly atmosphere. Nestled in beautiful southern Indiana, the campus itself is considered one of the most aesthetically-pleasing in the country. IU, home of the Hoosiers, offers something for everyone; prestigious professors, Greek life, clubs, concerts, ballet, art, and Big-Ten Varsity Sports. The best part about Indiana is that you can create the college experience that YOU want, as long as you avoid trouble while you�re doing it. Indiana students complain about the Indiana police, IFC (intrafraternity council�aka Greek police), and the crack-down of fake I.D�s at the bars, but they "wouldn�t trade it to be a Boilermaker, an Illini, or a Spartan." Our College Guide will give you a new perspective on IU. Thorough, humorous, honest, and controversial, this guide MUST be read by every Hoosier or wanna-be Hoosier! Remember, you can't get this information anywhere else! We pride ourselves on the quality of our College Guides! 100% Money-back Guarantee!
Here are some excerpts from our ridiculously amazing College Guide to IU-Bloomington:
"On a positive note, IU�s admission application is but a scant page, taking as little time to complete as a Sudoku puzzle. On a less exciting note (unless you are an elitist and revel in the �common man� being excluded), IU has been......"
"The only real difference here is that students who are in University Division have to apply to the Kelley School after their first year of school. If you do not get in, I suggest another major."
"These dorms are the most social of all of the dorms and are consequentially the closest to the frats on North Jordan and the Jordan Extension."
"Frats will automatically send sober drivers to these dorms to pick up girls who stand outside. Sure, it looks like they�re prostitutes, but their parents are probably paying out-of-state tuition."
"It is a Living Learning Center, so you can take classes at the actual building in which you live. It has a variety of vegan and vegetarian food choices on its menu and is very LGBT-friendly."
"....All of these places offer beautiful sights and great hiking."
"IU�s Greek System was voted by Cosmopolitan Magazine as the most active in the country. Capping off the year with the time-honored tradition of the Little 500 Bicycle Race, it is not hard to see why."
"The best sorority houses on campus include..."
"The best fraternity houses are..."
"In one particular story that will haunt Theta Chi forever, a new initiate was wasted after being pressured into doing too many shots. He decided to do a keg stand, but was so wasted that his arms gave out and he hit his head on the lid of the keg. He went home that night and complained of a headache and then never woke up."
"Some other hazing includes more humiliating circumstances. At _______, they are made to do an �elephant walk� standing, facing one direction, pants down, �trunks� out and hands around the front of the person behind you. I�m sure you get the picture of the grabbing that occurs."
"Sorority hazing is strictly monitored. The only house that really does anything is ______, who makes the new pledges wear certain clothing items, or do their hair a certain way. Nothing too harmful."
"Regardless of where you live, you will have to learn how....."
"There was a rumor about �the slasher� in 2008 that slashed a student with a knife near the tailgating fields. This sent students into a tizzy but it turned out to be a hoax."
"Date rape is probably the most common crime..."
"I once went into _______ and saw three naked girls covered in paint on swings hanging from the ceiling."
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