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Michigan State University is a Big Ten school that is, for many people, the quintessential “traditional school.” The older classic buildings, the huge dorms, the sports, the tens of thousands of students, the parties, the myths, the legends…this is what many people think of when they think of “college.” Our totally new college guide to Michigan State University will give you the inside scoop on the Spartans! The information we give you about the school is above and beyond any Princeton Review or College Prowler guide. Simply put, we'll get down and dirty to give you the brutally honest details about all the important aspects of MSU! Dorms, Partying, Bars, Guys, Girls, and MORE! You will definitely not be let down by this guide. Order today! 100% Money-back guarantee on our awesome student reviews of MSU!
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"They are always “that girl.” A few years ago, a girl gave birth in the ________ house—she didn’t know she was pregnant!"
"I’m hesitant to say that this is where the cool kids live—because you will get cool kids everywhere, and losers everywhere—but these dorms are most often filled with the popular people."
"...which means all those pretty, outgoing types (advertising majors, future news broadcasters) often live there."
"Living in ______ guarantees some crazy typical college stories—you know, sex, creepy roommates, all that good stuff."
"______ is more “emo-hippie-indie-stoner-alt-hipster” than _______, but both really fit that bill. The dorms are old and feel a little musty. Maybe it’s all the patchouli. A lot of “fringe” people live here—and that’s not a bad thing if that’s your scene."
"These dorms are old and cool—they look like Hogwarts. Inside, they are a little old and musty (OK, like Hogwarts). They are less hippie than ____, but they don’t attract the cool kids either—think girls who eat their feelings and gay boys."
"If you wander the halls of this dorm, you’re going to see a bunch of acne-faced versions laughing over a World of Warcraft joke or very studious minorities hunched over gigantic Organic Chem textbooks."
"People are always joking about getting shot at _______."
"This house was always known as the really hot party girls. All the bad stereotypes of a sorority—dumb, blonde, super tan, all look alike, slutty, alcoholics, tough hazing—were pretty much true for ________."
"They are slutty in that “I’m a tomboy” kind of way—think Kendra Wilkinson from “Girls Next Door.""
"______ always have great hair and are usually really, really tiny, but they don’t have the prettiest faces. They do have a rep for being classy, and it’s legit."
"They have a lot of very skinny, blondes, but they also have some girls with busted faces and fat asses."
"It’s hard not to just feel bad for this house. This is the group of girls who never should have joined a sorority. Whether overweight or just plain ugly, they are not popular and guys never want to hang out with them. They are nice and they try hard, but this is not a respected house to be a part of."
"This house’s motto could be, “We don’t give a fuck.” They are usually wealthy kids from the Detroit suburbs who prefer to be stoned/coked out of their minds at any given time. This doesn’t attract a lot of girl houses, so while they are good looking, they aren’t popular."
"_______ are really fun and know how to get girls drunk. They have good parties and tailgates and get into Greek Week. Although not all their guys are hot, there are plenty of hot ones, and all of them are really fun and cool. They are manwhores though, so watch out."
"Just seriously, watch out for ________—they seem to really prey on girls!"
"______ is an absolute dive. It’s in a basement and there is shit all over the floors. Still, it’s popular because it’s popular."
"It used to be the place to be, with the longest line, but it’s struggled in recent years. The staff is horrible, and there are a lot of Lansing-area creepers who go there."
"...people are going to get drunk and get naked."
"Sometimes people in classes are ignorant; it’s just a fact of life. However, the professors are really, really good about shutting down racist talk, as are other classmates. There is a little but not a ton of racial tension on campus."
"There’s absolutely no pretension and no elitism at Michigan State. (Those people go to University of Michigan.) The students really help each other out, support each other, and talk to each other—even if they don’t know each other."
"It’s much easier than you might expect to network at MSU, mainly because the professors are so nice and down to earth, much like the students. Simply reaching out to __________ will get you far."
"_______ is way harder than it sounds; _______ is actually cooler than it sounds."
"It would be great if they were known for something beyond the riots after Final Four basketball games. It has the potential, but it’s just never really lived up to it."
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