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Our 2010 College Guide to The Ohio State University - Columbus is Available Now!
Long gone are the days when Ohio State used to be known as a student�s "safety school." Rather than immediately looking into Ivy League institutions, some of Ohio�s best and brightest High School graduates are punching their ticket for Columbus as their first or second college choice. When you see thousands of Ohio State students barbecuing, playing a game of corn hole, or playing beer pong with a few cases (or more) of Natural Light before a home Saturday football game, you know that this is the real college experience. The campus may not be near a coast line or be nestled in a small college town, but the educational and career opportunities make The Ohio State University an amazing experience. Our College Guide will give you a new perspective on OSU. Thorough, humorous, honest, and controversial, this guide MUST be read by every Buckeye or wanna-be Buckeye! Remember, you can't get this information anywhere else! We pride ourselves on the quality of our College Guides! 100% Money-back Guarantee!
Here are some excerpts from our ridiculously amazing College Guide to OSU-Columbus:
"It�s hard not to call it hazing when some fraternities force pledges to get drunk on Tuesday nights at the house or force them to get an Omega symbol literally branded on their bicep as part of the initiation process to get into their so called �brotherhood.�
"The campus tour guide won�t tell this to the Mom with the high water jeans and fanny pack because she�ll think that Ohio State is composed of nothing but a bunch of drunk crazies (of which some will reply: �I�m not a drunk, I just go to Ohio State!�)."
"Ohio State President Gordon Gee has considered a similar move (amid a great deal of controversy and discussion)."
"From the slip-n-slide parties in the hallways to the dorm known as �______- Me� Hall, there are some stories that may be a bit too crazy for EVEN THIS publishing."
"Another department that gets a bad reputation among students is ________... While a number of other departments have a GPA prerequisite to get into their program, _______ is one that unfairly targets students that have test anxiety yet perform well in the classroom."
"Can you imagine 16 girls trying to share 3 shower stalls in the morning? I didn�t think so either."
"On their websites, fraternity chapters will claim in some sort of statement that they do not haze and want to produce respectful gentlemen that will contribute to society."
"The university actively recruits and seeks students that come from these specific backgrounds, and hands out thousands of dollars in partial or full-ride scholarships plus a quarterly stipend."
"Try not to live anywhere east of _____ or _____. Moreover, DO NOT walk alone at night anywhere near these areas. Thieves in these areas tend to either work in teams or be armed in their operations."
"If you end up really enjoying the party and get to know the guys/girls at the place a little better, offer just to slip a $5 or $10 bill (even if they don�t offer to take it)."
"When you see a few beer pong tables and liquor slides going in full swing, a live DJ spinning, and the smell of ganja throughout the house, you know that you�re at the hottest OSU party that puts the Van Wilder movie to shame."
"Just be aware that if you�re caught and law enforcement officials want to prosecute you to the fullest extent, the Higher Education Act (HEA) states that a student can lose their eligibility for federal student aid."
"When you move into your dorms Freshman year, the RA�s and Housing Director for that dorm complex will repeatedly tell you that no alcohol is permitted in the dorms for anyone under the age of 21. And I�m sure that you assume we all drive the 65 mph speed limit on the highway too, right?"
"If he/she is in an asshole mood, there�s nothing better that would make their night than for a CPD officer to bust a bunch of 19-20 year old guys that were getting a bit too cocky at ______."
"A number of women�s activist groups at Ohio State have dubbed places like _______ and the ______ bars as �rape factories� because some guys (even creepy old men) will try to get a girl drunk and take her home against her will."
"Unless you�re an underage girl who is hott or personally know the bartenders, chances are that the bar scene is not your best bet (especially after they charge you a $5 cover and mark both your hands with big black X�s). If it�s worth your time and effort to try old tricks such as ______________, ___________, or _______________, then that�s your own risky decision."
"You do not have to know the OSU President or be involved in the coolest fraternity or sorority to get the best career connections."
"But let�s be honest and cynical here, some students don�t exactly measure up as �diverse� when 90-95% of their student body is Caucasian White, and finding a minority on campus is like a game of Where�s Waldo?"
"far as finding the nice girls go, there are a number of places you could go, guys. Although it may take a little money on your part, there are definitely a fair share of hott chicks at _________."
"You know, the type that likes to go to bed at 10 pm on weeknights, is the one roommate that doesn�t want her other roommate(s) to have sex at any time in the room, and goes home to visit her parents every other weekend. But hey, if cuddling to Harry Potter movies in her dorm and joining the intramural Quidditch team (yes, such an intramural exists *shakes head), then by all means scout out the dorms for your geeky significant other."
"Sure, every one of them hasn�t been this shitfaced since their 21st birthday, but hey they deserve for one last night before they have to go into the real world (and we all know how much that sucks, right?). If you�re passing by a group of them, go ahead and give them a high five, they really do deserve it after all the long hours they�ve put in at the library."
"As much common sense as it may seem, don�t come to _______ dressed like you just got out of bed in the dorms with that hideous strawberry Pop Tart stain on your plaid print dorm pants. Trust me, first impressions mean a lot at these events and image really is everything."
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