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Available now! 2010 Edition!
Get ready to feel inadequate�in a good way. At UC Berkeley, everyone is smarter than you. But there's more to this California gem than just academics. Our totally uncensored college review of UC Berkeley will provide you with insider information that you could only get by going to Berkeley for 4 years! The school is known for its bookworms, but this guide will lead you to all the parties on campus. We'll tell you which majors are known to have students who sabotage each other. There's so much information in this guide that you'll ask yourself how we can offer it at such a low price! We don't care who we offend, because we want to give you a thorough picture of life at Berkeley.
Here are some excerpts from our totally unauthorized and uncensored college review of UC Berkeley:
"Get ready to feel inadequate�in a good way. At UC Berkeley, everyone is smarter than you. My first year, I met cancer researchers, the youngest person to ever use a Los Angeles space telescope and a white kid fluent in Chinese. Did I mention that none of them were old enough to vote?"
"There aren�t so many social stigmas attached to hooking up casually, especially for those living in ______, the housing situation most noted for public nudity. "
"This building is the furthest from campus and leaves you feeling pretty excluded from Berkeley life."
"Hazing is worst in some of the _________ houses, where sorority pledges are forced to stand in their underwear, and be critiqued by the _______ frat brothers. Overall, hazing is prohibited, due to the shooting of a fraternity pledge at _______ with a pellet gun during rush."
"Avoid _____ at all costs. This fraternity goes way overboard at parties and is infamous for theft, alcohol poisoning and date rape. These are the typical frat guys at other schools: athletic douche bags who think that blacking out is the only way to spend your free time."
"Unfortunately, there were over twenty counts of sexual battery at _______ last year, with the same person perpetrating every incidence of �attempted digital penetration� of the vagina. Try not to wear short skirts off _____ Avenue."
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