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Available Now! 2010 Edition!
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"This dorm has a cool feature in that a lot of rooms are connected together with their own bathroom. This is ideal for parties, and I have been to several good ones in this hall. Should students also choose to smoke pot, it is very easy to conceal in the bathroom with a fan blowing out the window. However, this hall always seemed to have more stairs than the others, so living on the top floor can be tedious, especially while drunk or moving things."
"On the flip side, should you ever find yourself in need of stealing food, it is extremely easy to get away with. Just _____ and you’ll be good to go."
"Last I heard, it had been ten years since the last murder in Elmhurst. Cool."
"Some of the ____ staff have been suspected of being stoned on the job before, and one has reportedly smoked with students off the clock."
"There is only one real punk on campus, and he is dating the only real hippie on campus. He looks extremely out of place at Elmhurst, but he seems to be loved by everyone and is reputable for being extremely friendly. He just looks odd because of his mohawk, leather jacket fixed up with homemade patches for bands, and combat boots."
"Probably the most notorious girl at school as far, as relationships go, is a girl named _____ who is rumored to have had a four way with three guys from _____."
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Small school with a lot of sleaze 
