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"The University of Chicago is lovingly referred to by students as the place where �fun comes to die.� The strenuous academics, harsh Chicago winters, and socially awkward students further perpetrate this slogan. The intense academics that wane students� GPA�s and spirits can sometimes have students questioning their own decision to attend college here. The University of Chicago can be a very rewarding experience to a student. With a large amount of hard work, dedication to learning, resilient attitude, and a bit of academic masochism, a student will be able to succeed here and learn more about themselves in the process."
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Excerpts from our totally uncensored review of The University of Chicago:
"______ is the dorm closest to a state school dorm"
"Shower parties are rumored to happen here."
"___ was actually once described to me as 'the sorority with girls who are mean, slutty, and think they�re hott, but they definitely are not.'"
"____ are known to be the most attractive girls on campus (not saying much) and are also attractive in the real world (which means something). They are also the most social and maybe the closest to a state school sorority."
"Some of the guys here actually are not bad looking, but quickly lose any appeal they have by being either somewhat scummy, or preying on drunk girls."
"This frat blows. Also, it isn�t safe for girls. People have gotten raped here. The brothers are sketchy too. Also unattractive. This is a lose-lose situation for all."
"They are the frat that actually has the nickname 'the rape frat.'"
"Honestly, the south side of Chicago is an interesting place, and can be a great place to explore if a student researches where he or she is going beforehand. However, students really should not be traveling south past 63rd street or past Cottage Grove after dark for safety concerns."
"People use Adderall since it is an academically strenuous school (duh). When there is an Organic Chemistry problem set, a Statistics test, and an 8 page paper all due the next day, students need something to keep them going."
"As for fakes and alcohol, you can definitely get away with using a fake at ________, which is one of the local liquor stores and also the one students go to most often."
"Just as a warning, people tend not to get social signals here."
"If you�ve ever read the column by Tucker Max about the girls here, I�m here to assure you, it has gotten a lot better since then. His column is pretty frightening about how he describes the girls. The girls here look better than the guys."
"The University of Chicago where the squirrels are more aggressive than the guys and prettier than the girls."
"The strange thing is a lot of guys don�t dance which seems silly. For many guys the main reason they go to parties is to get girls. However, guess where the girls are at the party? The dance floor. And guess where all the guys are? On the wall. Basically, if you want to get lucky, guys, you should get yourself on the dance floor."
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