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2010 Edition Now Available!
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Here are some totally RAW & UNCENSORED excerpts from our college review of Benedictine University in Lisle, IL:
"Do not let the easy admissions process fool you, BU is not a cake walk and the classes are challenging."
"Since BU is a Catholic university, parietals are enforced."
"______ is also the dorm with the most “paranormal rumors” if you are into that kind of thing. There are a lot of ghost stories floating around about this dorm and some people refused to even sleep there because of experiences that they have had."
"_________ is also the complex that received a lot of media attention a few years ago because of a shooting that occurred here in which one of the residents was killed."
"There have been a few burglaries and attacks in this complex, so be warned living here if you are a girl. It can get pretty dark at night and there are a lot of places to hide because of the forest."
"Those are the nicest apartments in the immediate area; however they are pricier because of this."
"One of my tires was slashed in one of the parking lots and the campus police did not really seem to care. I never found out who did it or why they did it, but apparently it had happened to others. The only response I got from campus security was to fill out a form."
"Sticking with it Catholic principles, the school is pretty strict as far as colleges go. If you are caught breaking parietals you face a _____ fine and meeting with Res. Life."
"It’s a pretty trashy meat market type of place, so go here if you are looking to get laid."
"They have hottest body contests and there is a stripper pole on the dance floor, all for your viewing pleasure, of course."
"The Naperville police like to make examples out of people, so there are always a few poor saps that get put on the Police Blotter for trying to _____."
"You have a much better shot getting into bars like _______ or ________ with a fake ID."
"You barely will ever stay the entire time during a _____ class and it’s usually much more relaxed than _____ classes. Do not fear the ______ class!"
"Like almost everywhere, you can find the nice girls in the library, study lounges, or computer centers. You can find the bad girls at ______, seriously, go there to get laid."
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