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2010 Edition Available Now!
They say that the sky is Carolina blue because God is a Tar Heel. Carolina athletics has produced global icons such as Michael Jordan and Mia Hamm. However, what really forms the heart and soul of UNC is the people. There are so many questions about life at Carolina that you'll want answered... How is it? Will it be like living in Somalia? Where will I meet friends? Is my room going to get trashed? What about RAs? Should I live with someone I know or a rando? What if my roommate sucks? And the list goes on. This guide also boasts one of the most thorough descriptions of Greek life at Carolina. Is there hazing? How are the parties? Where have girls been assaulted? Who do you need to watch out for? Which frats and sororities are the best? This guide is a MUST-READ for anyone interested in learning all the dirty secrets of UNC-Chapel Hill. And believe us, if you think you know this school, then you're wrong. Until you read this guide or until you go to Carolina for 4 years, you will not know all there is to know about UNC-Chapel Hill. This is the only uncensored and raw college guide to UNC that offers a full money-back guarantee. If you're not satisfied with it, simply return it for a full refund!!
Here are some totally raw and uncensored excerpts from our college guide to The University of North Carolina - Chapel Hill:
"You might even have a friend at Carolina and have asked him or her for advice. They might have told you to live on North Campus or Granville Towers or even (gasp!) find an apartment. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong! For any incoming UNC freshman, there is one choice and one choice only: ________!"
"________ is well renowned for being mistaken for the Queens Projects. Half the rooms don�t have air conditioning. The beds resemble barracks. The bathrooms suck. However, for what it lacks in aesthetics, _________ more than makes up for in its heart and partying. Everyone in the building and anyone who has ever lived there share a common connection, acknowledging that they too have lived in the ghetto for one year."
"After a big win in basketball against Duke, stepping out on the balcony to share the joy with hundreds of other Carolina fans is amazing. You can always have a blast in the random, cramped dorm party where the closet doors have been taken off to be used for beer pong. There is always the rush of drinking because of the lurking RAs (Resident Advisers a.k.a. Walking Buzzkills) looking to crash your party."
"Some of these dorms are girls-only, guys-only, or �substance-free�, so it�s best to avoid these places. Don�t expect crazy Van Wilder parties here."
"Definitely the coolest and most diverse of the real frats (not the bullshit academic or ethnic frats). Mostly smart guys. Huge house. Monster end-of-year party called the Moat Party where they build a moat around the house and let drunken people fall in. Must have a bracelet to get in so you either have to know a brother or be a slut."
"Rumor has it that they check your parent�s tax records to make sure you are wealthy enough to pledge. Known to be complete douchebags."
"Have heard that they brand new pledges."
"____ = Sluts."
"This sorority is known to be freaky. Don�t know if that�s a good or bad thing."
"If she�s hot, she�s most likely a Zeta."
"There was one girl that one of my frat friends called �Mona� because she got passed around the frat house and was known to moan while getting plowed."
"You can expect plenty of ridiculous drinking, no sleep, and crazy humiliation when pledging."
"In March 2008, Student Body President Eve Carson was brutally murdered by two heartless thugs early one morning. A beautiful and great life was unfairly cut short. Carolina was shocked to its core because Eve had the power to touch everyone. It was definitely one of the darkest days on campus to see such potential left sadly unfulfilled. Life can cruelly show that sometimes tragedy can strike unexpectedly. R.I.P. Eve. We�ll always miss you."
"Unlike Duke, there are plenty of beautiful girls (60:40 girl-to-guy ratio) and good-looking guys on campus."
"The night before final exams, at precisely midnight, streakers run naked through the Undergraduate Library much to the delight and disgust of students. In recent years, there have been flash raves in Davis Library on the night before finals too."
"Indescribable are some of the things that come from his mouth. He can be seen in the Pit a couple times a week, usually denouncing homosexuals, calling woman whores, and telling everyone that they are going to hell."
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