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"Western Michigan University is Michigan’s fourth largest higher education institution. It has a very diverse student body from all over the United States and 80 countries. WMU offers branch campuses throughout the state allowing more than just the traditional college student a chance to learn. Its main campus is located in Kalamazoo, which also houses Kalamazoo Valley Community College and Kalamazoo College. It is a quiet yet upbeat city with more than beer pong competitions and fraternity parties. According to U.S. News & World Report WMU is listed as one of the nation’s top 100 public universities. While it may seem like your average no big deal Michigan public school WMU really does have a lot to offer depending on your major."
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"One thing WMU is really good at is offering students something other schools don’t."
"Community bathrooms, small beds, old tile floors, and a permanent smell of vomit from those crazy Saturday nights from those people who can’t hold their liquor."
"These are the dorms used for freshmen tours and they tend to lure them in this way. Unfortunately, there is a very nice long waiting list to get into these dorms because of how nice they are. So be careful and don’t get sucked into the “Oh I am going to have a great dorm” trap."
"Unless of course you enjoy getting embarrassed by all of the hazing pranks they put pledges through, being fake baked and seem like your head is full of nothing but air."
"__________, for example, sucks you in with their lavish clubhouse and model apartments but the minute you move in you will find a completely different apartment."
"_________ apartments had a huge fire that left many students homeless and then it seemed to start a trend of student housing fires."
"Local bars have college nights where you can get discounted alcohol and food. The best website to check out bar specials would be: _____________________. It is nice to have that on hand to know where to go."
"The best place for casual, meaningless, drunken sex would be _______. Students are very liberal and they show it with their actions. They don’t care if you are 70 years old or pregnant and taking classes."
"Things I wish I knew when I was a freshman would be that ............"
"A great tip for freshmen would be not to ________"
"The girls are very fake all the way from their personalities to their nails. Guys tend to think that WMU girls are nasty and are sluts."
"If you want to major in Journalism and Public Relations well forget about it..."
"If you are caught working on top of working on your internship then you risk being kicked out of the program."
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