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"Oxford Ohio is a rural farm town. It is the perfect place to put a college in order to filter money since it is a good hour drive from downtown Cincinnati. Generally the townies go to the branch campuses like Miami Hamilton or Middletown. Oxford students tend to annoy the people who live in Oxford for a few reasons. One is that the students take full advantage of the pedestrian right of way rules and cross the street right in front of oncoming traffic. Even at night, wearing all black, not in front of streetlights."
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"The dorms here are very strict and enforce curfews. They are very strict about having alcohol in the dorms. If you are looking to party get out of the dorms as soon as possible."
Learn about the dorm with "the highest number of residents with STD’s."
"...old and run down with metal beds. Very much prison room chic."
On a frat... "____ are known for coke distribution and for being the kind of meatheads of the campus. They have been known to gang up on one or two guys and beat them up."
On another frat "____ are known for putting roofies in the drinks at their parties. Even guys drinks."
"According to some of the homosexuals on campus the men that are the easiest at Miami to get to go gay are in the fraternities."
On a sorority.... "Known to be the easiest girls. Actually that’s kind of what they got suspended for. Their hazing ritual consisted of forcing their new members to go down on the brother fraternity. Also, when the police raided they found plenty of cocaine."
"Once they ID you they mark you with the tell tale X but don’t pay very much attention further. For the X’s, have an over twenty one student get a pitcher of beer and either sit in a corner or go out to the picnic tables in front of the place. Voted easiest place in Oxford to drink underage."
"Miami girl is actually used as an adjective such as; “see that girl in the mini skirt and Ugg boots? She is such a Miami girl.” Miami has ranked near the top for the most attractive girls in nationwide surveys for the past few years now."
"The largest diversity Miami has is from exchange programs and foreign countries. There is one all African American fraternity and it is believed that it is the only example of diversity."
"Miami has an amazing amount of clubs, societies, and activities available."
"Don’t make the townies mad. They are the ones who work in the places you will be frequenting."
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