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Our 2010 guide to the University of Iowa is available now!
The University of Iowa is a wonderful school to attend. The campus is on the smaller side which makes it a little easier for most, and there are A LOT of interesting and unique class choices and specified programs. But there's A LOT that goes on that THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE WON'T TELL YOU! I mean... you can't blame them for not telling you which dorms are nasty, which frats are douches, or which sororities are the snobbiest. The University of Iowa admissions office also won't tell which bars will let you in if you're under 21 or how to get out of trouble with the campus cops. They won't tell you on which street you'll get mugged or which departments are the best and worst. And they definitely won't tell you where you should schmooze to network (This secret alone is worth the cost of the guide!)... Well, we give you all this info! Yeah, WE ROCK! WE KNOW!!!
The information we give you about the school is above and beyond any Princeton Review or College Prowler guide. Simply put, we'll get down and dirty to give you the brutally honest details about all the important aspects of WMU! Dorms, Partying, Bars, Guys, Girls, and MORE! You will definitely not be let down by this guide. Order today! And don't forget our 100% money back guarantee! No one else is so confident in the college guides!!
Here are some excerpts from our guide to the University of Iowa:
"[Do this and] .... This way you are automatically guaranteed to get into the classes you need each semester without having to take any filler courses."
"There are certain stigmas attached to certain dorms. ___________ are affectionately referred to as 'Dirty _____.' "
"The facilities are not unlike others but the rooms are pretty run down and the people that live in this specific dorm seem to be pegged as BIG partiers. All of the dorms are pretty strict on underage drinking and parties, but when I began my career at the University of Iowa this is where I spent the better part of my days drinking. It really is just too easy to sneak in what you need."
"As with most large universities you see a lot of people interested in becoming a part of sororities and fraternities. During the first week of school the town is TAKEN over by people rushing."
"Unfortunately for them and fortunately for the rest of society, they were recently suspended for excess alcohol and partying. These guys were the biggest tools I have ever met. Just being in their house was like rooting through a dumpster. It was absolutely disgusting!"
"One of the more equal opportunity sororities would be..."
"Recently there has been a crime wave. It�s not like it�s east LA by any means, but strange for this safe little community."
"The place is Enormous and even though the door guys are known for spotting a fake ID from a mile away, once you�re in now one really pays attention to how old you are except the cops that walk around and re-check id�s throughout the night."
"With bikini contests and techno music it�s a frat boys dream. This place is known for serving a hot girl no matter HOW old they are, and where there are a lot of night time hook-ups."
"Depending on the type of person you�re looking for you can go to several different bars, but the best bet for finding a one night stand would be at _____. _______ is ALWAYS a winner, _______ is a sure bet..."
"Midwest girls are just hot! We have a lot of students that come here from Illinois, but over all, Midwest gals seem to have it all. There are so many good looking students, Girls Gone Wild came here on a campus tour, and ended up coming back for a wildest bar contest and the Union Bar won."
"You should schmooze at the __________. It seems no matter what program you�re in, if you have a connection to someone high up at the _____ you�ve got he right person on your side."
"I felt unsafe the one time I went there and swore to never go back again!"
.....AND SO MUCH MORE THAT WE CAN'T EVEN POST ON OUR SITE!!! GET YOUR GUIDE TODAY!
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